Thursday, April 9, 2015

The World Needs Janet Jackson's Boobs Now More Than Ever

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.



1. Janet Jackson was the leading diva of the late ’80s and early ’90s. She sold over 140 million records in her career. She was the original Beyoncé.



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2. But she’s kept a low profile recently. In 2010 she appeared in Tyler Perry’s For Colored Girls, in 2011 she began her Number Ones, Up Close and Personal tour, and then…nothing.



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3. And everyone wants to know: WHERE IS JANET?






4. She is depriving the world of pure joy by dropping out of the spotlight with her billionaire husband. We need the music!






5. We need the choreography!






6. And most importantly, we need her cleavage back!



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7. You may have been a gay man like me, too busy grooving to her hits to notice, but they’re perfect.










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8. She can’t keep her hands off them!










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10. Actually, no one can keep their hands off them.



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11. Janet Jackson clones can’t not touch them!










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12. They’re up close and personal during concerts…



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13. …and they’re always on the red carpet.



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15. Even For Colored Girls director Tyler Perry knew where to focus his camera.



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16. Sometimes she plays coy with sheer fabric.










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17. She tries to cover up and contain the power.



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18. But even at fancy events like the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala, the girls are out in full force.



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19. Janet’s boobs CANNOT BE CONTAINED!










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20. Jennifer Lopez has tried to take the crown as the chestiest diva.








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21. Nicki Minaj has tried too.








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22. But there is only one Miss Jackson, if you’re nasty.








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